Stupid Bumper Sticker

Driving home from work tonight I spied a bumper sticker that said,

“If animals could talk we would all be vegetarians”

Could that bumper sticker be any stupider?

If you don’t think it’s a stupid sentiment, consider the following:

If plants could talk we would all be…

Well, we would probably all be dead. A world with talking plants is just as arbitrarily impossible and stupid as a world with talking animals – one is equally as likely to happen as the other. I guess logic just doesn’t play a big role in the life of your average nutjob.

This stupid bumper sticker brought to mind one of my favorite Dilbert comic strips where Bob the Dinosaur comes up with solutions to problems, such as:

If people are starving in Africa they should move to France!

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